| What girls say: | I'm fine |
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan, via daat-ass)
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
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im glad me and amanda bynes are hitting our downward spiral at the same time
mine might not be as awesome as hers but yknow
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
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| Me: | my answer = 23 |
| Answer choices: | 170, 195, 264, 362 |
| Me: | well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer. |